Robert Patrick Harris

Is your name a boy or a girl name? It is a boy name, one of the most famous ever.
 
Who was your favorite celebrity as a child? He-Man or Optimus Prime. How long until they have Shia LeBeouwoaueief ruin He-Man too?
 
What type of pets do you have? Peeves
 
How many vessels do you own that you put money in? Octagon
 
What is your all time favorite read? Ender’s Game, I was assigned to read it in class in 9th grade and while the rest of the class was like on page 11 I had finished it and was 2/3 of the way through Speaker for the Dead
 
What is your favorite color? Pencil
 
How do you take your steak? In my mouth
 
What is most memorable about your high school years? playing basketball all the time and wishing I could play it more.
 
How many toes does your sister have? 40 all together
 
What word describes you best? dry
 
What is your greatest accomplishment? I once out-ate Heather’s brother AJ at a brazillian grill restaurant
 
What drives you every day? really little people
 
What is your favorite food? The steak in my mouth
 
Who is your favorite Muppet? Ludo
 
Where do you want to retire? beyond the last mountain, the very last mountain, beyond the last zin-a-ka zan-ik-ka tree, beyond the last whoomph bush, the very last whoomph bush
 
What is your business goal this year? to have some
 
Where do you like to vacation? California
 
Who do you admire? affectionately Heather
 
what if i became deaf and blind? i would still know how to type but how would i ever get any responses to anything? huh?
 
What is a hobby of yours that you don’t openly admit to having? reading
 
What is your mission? Poland Warsaw
 
If you were invisible, where would you go? Poland Warsw
 
Name Ten things you would never eat………….and then go eat one of them. how can you ever know I did this?
 
What traits in others are you attracted to? Noses
 
Do you steal from children? only if they have good haloween candy
 
What is the kindest thing anyone has done for you? birth my babies
 
Spam: lick the jelly or wipe it off? barf
 
How do you want to be remembered? by people
 
What would you do with a million dollars? by 900,000 things off the dollar menu
 
Do you answer your phone if your caller ID shows unknown number? not usually, but sometimes I’m curious
 
If you were on an island, who would you want to be with? Why? Heather, she’s pretty
 
Tacos: Crunchy or soft? softy most of the time
 
You have a 10 minute speech to give at a high school, what is it about? I would actually do a demonstration of R.E.M. Sleep, I just would need some time before hand to prepare.